Sweet Little Poem

A fart is a pleasant thing...

It gives the belly ease...

It warms the bed in winter...

And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet...

A fart can be loud...

Some leave a powerful...

Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short...

Or a fart can be long...

Some farts have been known...

To sound like a song.....

A fart can create...

A most curious medley...

A fart can be harmless...

Or silent...and deadly.

A fart might not smell...

While others are vile...

A fart may pass quickly...

Or linger a while...

A fart can occur...

In a number of places...

And leave everyone there...

With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie...

To small elevators...

A fart will find all of...

Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad...

Is simply not true...

We must never forget...

Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right?


Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or...a tear to them!