Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Joke: Lovemaking Tips for Seniors‏

                                  Lovemaking  Tips For Seniors
 
1.   Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the  bed.
 
2.  Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
 
3.  Set the mood with lighting.. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
 
4.  Make sure you put  911 on your speed dial before you begin.
 
5.  Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..
 
6.  Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under  the bed.
 
7.  Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the  act. 
 
8.  Make all the noise you want .... the neighbours are deaf,  too.
 
9.  If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
 
10.  Don't even think about trying it twice. . .  . . . . . . . . . . .
 
OLD'  IS WHEN Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' 
and you answer,  'Pick one; I can't do both!'
 
 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your  friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes 
and you're barefoot.
 
'OLD' IS WHEN...  'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.
 
'OLD'  IS WHEN ....  'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..
 
'OLD'  IS WHEN .... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
 
  (I  sent this in large type so you can read it)

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