Questions to Ask Yourself Before Taking a One-Way Trip to Mars

DAVID LETTERMAN's Top Ten 'Questions to Ask Yourself Before Taking a One-Way Trip to Mars”

10. "Should I run this by my wife?"
9. "Will I have to connect through Atlanta?"
8. "How's the cell phone coverage?"
7. "Should I just let Iran send a monkey?"
6. "What exactly do you mean by 'one-way'?"
5. "Can I get the time off from work?"
4. "This ain't one of them Carnival Cruises, right?"
3. "Should I just eat a Mars Bar?"
2. "Do I want to be the first guy not to get laid on two planets?"
1. "Am I overreacting to my first day as a news anchor?"