Hilarious Tombstones

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen

Two things I love most,
good horses and beautiful women,
and when I die I hope
they tan this old hide of mine
and make it into a ladies riding saddle,
so I can rest in peace between the two things I love most.

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE:

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.

HIS FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is great in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

Henry Charles Bukowski  was a German-born American poet, novelist and short story writer. His writing was influenced by the social, cultural and economic ambience of his home city of Los Angeles.

Mel Blanc

Atheist

Epitaph to a dog by Lord Byron

Shakespeare Epitaph

Why Did Shakespeare Write His Own Epitaph?

Shakespeare wrote his own epitaph to stop people from digging up his grave. He placed a curse that would harm anyone who tried. This was so his bones could rest in peace.